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I know about the Internet. It's a pastime! [Jul. 4th, 2007|11:06 pm]
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You'll be getting a more in-depth entry from me tomorrow or Friday, probably, but today Rob and I had fun talking to SmarterChild on AIM. Why is it so much fun to insult and yell at something that can barely form a coherent sentence in response...?

SmarterChild: Color my world.

My current theme is Terminal. Here are the other choices:

1 SmarterColor
2 Sunny Day
3 Forest
4 Bluesy
5 Strictly Business
6 SC Classic

Go ahead and pick one.
felfish1: 1
SmarterChild: I love this look!

Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type colors.

>>> Type create my home to create your custom menu of favorite requests!
Erin: mauve
SmarterChild: Mauve? What's mauve?
Erin: A color
SmarterChild: I'm intrigued that you think a color is mauve.
Erin: I'm sure you are. It's actually a color
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Erin: Yeah
SmarterChild: Oh.
Erin: It's kind of purple-ish
SmarterChild: It's kind of purple is, you say?
Erin: It's kind of LIKE purple
SmarterChild: Not kind of like purple.
Erin: It IS like purple
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's like purple.
Erin: I'm sure it is
SmarterChild: o u r, r u?
Erin: Stop talking in internet slang
SmarterChild: Stop talking what?
Rob: 1 r0x0rz j00r 80x3rz
SmarterChild: Huh?
Rob: 1337 5p34k ru13s n008
SmarterChild: ?
Erin: Yeah, I don't understand it either
SmarterChild: I thought you did understand it either.
Erin: I'm sure you did
SmarterChild: I'm not so sure you're sure I did.

>>> By the way, I can get your horoscope anytime you type horoscope.
Erin: Oh, but I'm sure that you're not so sure that I'm sure that you did.
SmarterChild: But you are sure that I am not so sure that you are sure that me did?

Hmm...

>>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies!
Erin: Yes, I am sure that you are not so sure that I am sure that you did.
SmarterChild: Is that right?
Erin: Damn straight
SmarterChild: Who's Straight?
Rob: Not you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Not me?
Rob: Yeah
SmarterChild: Why do you say so?
Erin: Because
SmarterChild: Because what?
Erin: Because I said so
SmarterChild: Yeah, so?
Erin: I'M GONNA BLOCK YOU!
SmarterChild: Sure!
Erin: I don't think you understood that...
SmarterChild: Well maybe you should.
Erin: Sure, I think that I should think that you didn't understand that.
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
Rob: Straight or curvy?
SmarterChild: Tough call. I'm going to go with straight.
Erin: Damn skippy
SmarterChild: What about Skippy?
Erin: Delicious peanut butter
SmarterChild: I know about peanut butter! It's a spread!

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe peanut butter? It is...
Rob: a brown vaguely liquidish substance forged from molten peanut and magma from the fires of mount doom. one peanut butter to rule them all suckers!!@!
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.
Erin: Don't whatever me
SmarterChild: What about you?
Erin: No, what about you?
SmarterChild:

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Erin: WTF?
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.
Erin: LOL
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Erin: You
SmarterChild: Laughter is the best medicine.
Erin: You must be like...the Zoloft of the internet world
SmarterChild: I know about the Internet. It's a pastime!

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe the Internet? It is...
Rob: crunchy
SmarterChild: The Internet is crunchy? That's very interesting.

>>> Don't like my colors? Type colors off.
Rob: colors offffffffffffffffffff oh no i broke
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Rob: oh yeah. mr. koolaide
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Rob: oh yeah
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Rob: mr. koolaide is my homie
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
Erin: That's horrible grammar
SmarterChild: There's no way it's horrible grammar.
Erin: Um...it should read, "Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages MORE EASILY."
SmarterChild: Amazing.

>>> I can define words for you. Type define (any word) and I'll look it up.
Erin: Define pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say that.
Erin: You told me to!
SmarterChild: Oh so it's all about you, huh?
Erin: Well duh
SmarterChild: Well, duh.
Erin: Are you copying me now?
SmarterChild: Am I copying you now? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
Erin: Well, duh
SmarterChild: Duh what?
Rob: Duh Bears?
SmarterChild: Duh yourself.
Erin: Oh no you di-int!
SmarterChild: Uh oh. What's up?
Erin: Nice subject change, SmarterChild
SmarterChild: Nice subject change? Really? I somehow doubt it.
Erin: Something nice coming out of you? Maybe you would have a hard time believing that...
SmarterChild: I know several places called Nice or containing towns called Nice. Which do you mean?

1 Nice, France
2 Nice, CA

Erin: Neither, genius
SmarterChild: Neither genius?
Rob: STOP COPYING ME YOU NOOB!
SmarterChild: What? You want me to stop copying you me Noob?
Erin: No, I want you to stop copying me, and you're a noob
SmarterChild: Are you sure you want me to stop copying you and I am a Noob?
Erin: Yes, I'm sure
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be sure?
Erin: Very. Not that you'd know the feeling
SmarterChild: What?
Erin: Never mind
SmarterChild: No problem.

That's all very interesting. Anyway...

Uh... Do you want to check out the weather?
Erin: No.
SmarterChild: No problem.

Hey! Someone wrote a comic about me!

You wanna know something?
Erin: Yes
SmarterChild: The beach is fun.
Erin: Wow. And with that pearl of wisdom, I have to say good night.
SmarterChild: Pearl is the birthstone for June.

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
Erin: STOP WITH THE PEARLS!
SmarterChild: Pearl is the birthstone for June.

>>> Do you have a crush? Tell me about it. If it's reciprocated, I'll let you know.
Erin & Rob: GOOD NIGHT.
SmarterChild: Bye for now!
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: veronicky
2007-07-05 04:58 am (UTC)
lol @ "duh bears"
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From: jennap
2007-07-05 04:30 pm (UTC)
I have to start talking at Smarterchild again, I've forgotten how brilliant I feel compared to her/him. Way to be inspiring Kelseys
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[User Picture]From: slacker1985
2007-07-08 02:10 am (UTC)
Oh my gosh, that was funny. And you used my word! :-D I used to love yelling at that dude. Yelling and coming onto him. He never quite knew how to handle it.
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[User Picture]From: scriblysonstage
2007-07-08 05:57 pm (UTC)
I did use your word! It seemed the only word that would be appropriate. :)

How are you?? I haven't heard from you in a while and since your last LJ post, I've been kinda concerned. How are you feeling? Do you have any medical news for me? I hope you're doing all right...

On an entirely different note, do you spend any time on AIM these days? We haven't had a conversation in forever, and at the very least we're going to have to compare notes when the new Harry Potter comes out... :D
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[User Picture]From: deminllama
2007-07-08 03:43 pm (UTC)
SmarterChild: Is it nice to be sure?
Erin: Very. Not that you'd know the feeling

lawls!

Oh smarterchild! Me and him, we have a very strong hate/hate relationship. He pretty much yells at me every time I try to talk to him now...
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